Gun Oil - the premium, silicone lubricant that keeps a man's most important weapon well oiled. If the military issued a lube, this is what they'd distribute with the condoms and artillery. During operation Desert Storm, marines jacked off with actual military - issue CLP (cleans, lubricates, protects) while hunkered down in the trenches of Kuwait battlefields. One of those marines had developed a high - tech formula for smooth, rapid fire action. The unique hypoallergenic, silicone lube keeps a Privates parts well lubricated with added Vitamin E and Aloe Vera for a longer lasting, slicker ride and minimized skin irritation. The ultra - concentrated formula is designed to lubricate thoroughly without breaking down or drying out. Gun Oil actually contains no oil, it is perfectly safe for use.